As the Junior Aspirin Records label HQ moves its operations to a remote and heavily-fortified anarcho-syndicalist commune in the Pacific Northwest in anticipation of the total collapse of civic society after the 8 November election, label co-founder, writer and editor Dan Fox has made a rare trip into the city, finding time in his busy urban guerilla warfare training schedule to pop into SoHo, do a little shopping, and rig the US presidential election for this post-pre-post-truth liberal media elite conspiracy-thon. From Dead Kennedys to The Shangri-Las, from ABBA to Jay-Z, a caucus of paranoid political pundits, so desperate to be on the winning side that they’d baste their Grandmas in orange sun-tan lotion just to get ahead, will leak their most criminally top secret emails about the most tremendous electorial issues of the moment. So gather together your favourite tiny-fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbons and take this opportunity to grope inside America whilst you enjoy the last few weeks of electricity and running water before the pitchforks come out and the briefcase containing the nuclear codes is lost forever at JFK baggage claim. Send in the clowns!

PART ONE
Wide Wide River – The Fugs
Send in the Clowns – Tiger Lillies
America – The Nice
The Big Country – Talking Heads
White House Blues – Charlie Poole & The North Carolina Ramblers
I Pity The Country – Willie Dunn
Hard Times – Curtis Mayfield
Disenchanted – Communards
Waitin’ for a Superman – The Flaming Lips
Politicians in My Eyes – Death
Liar Liar – The Castaways
You Cheated, You Lied – The Shangri-Las
Dead Presidents – Jay-Z

PART TWO
Anti-American Graffitti – J Dilla
I’m Legal Now – Chingo Bling
Fools Are You – Mother Night
No Caucasian Guilt – Noh Mercy
In the Flesh – Pink Floyd
Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey – Sly & the Family Stone
Sound of Da Police – KRS One
Trip to Trumpton – Urban Hype
Group Grope – The Fugs
Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos – Public Enemy
Private Armies – Vivien Goldman
The Red Telephone – Love
California Uber Alles – Dead Kennedys
Know Your Rights – The Clash
You’ve Got Big Hands – Crass
We Do What We’re Told – Peter Gabriel
The World is Yours – Nas
Philosophy of the World – Big Legs
Lady, What Do You Do All Day? – Peggy Seeger
Women of the World – Ivor Cutler & Linda Hirst
Winner Takes it All – ABBA

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