Junior Aspirin Records

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Devised, debated, campaigned and voted on by Andy Cooke, Dan Fox & Nathaniel Mellors Having relocated our production facilities to a heavily fortified and luxury redoubt deep in the Scottish highlands, Junior Aspirin Records presents The Brexpod: a balanced, neutral and wholly unbiased reflection on the misery and hopelessness inflicted on the United Kingdom by the cowardly, venal, xenophobic, meretricious, mendacious, over-privileged turdworms who, on 23rd June 2016, paddled the country up Bullxit creek and left us in a Euromess without so much as a bratwurst or baguette to gnaw on. From the country that brought you sterling classics such as ...
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Devised and written by David Reinfurt, compiled and presented by Dan Fox, and produced in the context of ‘ALWAYS LIFT INKING ROLLERS WHEN PRESS IS NOT IN OPERATION. IF ROLLERS ARE LEFT TURNING ON THE DRUM THE INK WILL DRY FASTER AND THE ROLLERS WILL BE SUBJECT TO NEEDLESS WEAR’ organized by Will Holder at The Banff Centre, Banff, Alberta, Canada.  “Things in their alleged places. Things where they think they should be, where they prefer to be. All of the things, just where they are. Things with things of their own. Things obeying no rules, following no orders, filling no ...
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Hang on wait is this 7 hours of Sister Ray!? This is even more Ray than Steve Irwin done got. Collected, devised and selected by Thomas “Honey” Newth esq. 0.00 (mystery extract) Who knows where this is from? It may even be elsewhere on this mix. Who can say? Bootlegs throw up funny things like this. They are also of, ahem, variable audio quality. 2.13 The Gymnasium, NYC, April 7 or 8, 1967 The song’s about a year old now, having been trotted out in the summer of ’66 according to a setlist, but they say this is the earliest recording. The Gymnasium, incidentally, was ...
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“It doesn’t seem to me that anyone has discovered much that’s new since the Illiad or the Odyssey” Raymond Queneau “The audience, which consisted largely of bikers, was unusually hostile, and Iggy, as usual, fed on that hostility, soaked it up and gave it back and absorbed it all over again in an eerie, frightening symbiosis. “All right,” he finally said, stopping a song in the middle, “you assholes wanta hear ‘Louie Louie’ we’ll give you ‘Louie, Louie.’” So the Stooges played a forty-five-minute version of ‘Louie Louie’” Lester Bangs Devised and presented by Dan Fox, words by Raymond Queneau Tracklisting: Louie Louie – Richard Berry ...
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Tracklisting: Brian Eno – Little Fishes ACDC – Giving the Dog a Bone Alfred Deller – The Three Ravens Daniel Johnston – King Kong Mysterius Horse – Mysterius Horse Robert Wyatt – Pigs (In There) Brute Force – Tapeworm of Love Ivor Cutler – Flies Bert Jansch – Bird Song Miles Davis – The Big Green Serpent Maher Shalal Hash Baz – No Sheep Recording of Tower Whales from ‘Songs of the Humpback Whale’ (1970) Captain Beefheart – Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee Robert Wyatt- Muddy Mouse (a) Robert Wyatt – Heaps of Sheeps Duran Duran – Hungry like the Wolf David Allan Coe – Monkey David Wine Ami Yoshida Adam and the ...
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Tracklisting Part 01: 1. Devo: Devo Corporate Anthem 2. Kraftwerk: Computerwelt (Computer World) 3. Talking Heads: Don’t Worry About the Government 4. Keith Hudson: Class and Subject 5. Ewan MacColl: Dirty Old Town 6. John Cooper Clarke: Dumb Row Laughs 7. John Fahey: The Portland Cement Factory at Monolith, California 8. TV Personalities: Paradise Estate 9. The Fall: Fit and Working Again 10. El-P: Stepfather Factory 11. Ghostface Killah: Kilo 12. Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht: Pirate Jenny (from The Threepenny Opera) 13. McCarthy: The Procession of Popular Capitalism 14. Stereolab: Laissez Faire 15. This Heat: A New Kind of Water 16. The Flying Lizards: Hands 2 Take 17. Throbbing Gristle: I.B.M. (edit) 18. Country Teasers: It is ...
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As Junior Aspirin Records admires it’s new full-sleeve tattoos and raises the rent on its slum districts for the 37th consecutive month, we explain over a cup of cold-press espresso that you can’t afford to even look at, how complex cultural and economic forces work to disprove the old adage that ‘man cannot live by gourmet cheese alone.’ Devised and presented by Dan Fox Tracklisting: In the City – Joe Walsh Primitive London 1 – Basil Kirchin Ghost Town (Extended Version) – The Specials Lonesome Town – The Cramps Beasley Street – John Cooper Clarke A Colloquial Dream (Scenes in the City) – Charles Mingus Primitive London 2 – ...
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The UK is in limbo, frozen in time, being kept “alive” in cryonic support at −273.15°C. Andy Cooke presents a collection of tracks hanging in a suspended animation, a kind of activity schedule for purgatory. More or less pagan, but all virtuous, some of these cuts are noisy, some are contemplative—some will survive for minutes, others might keep well for centuries. The plan is to replace all the organic elements with synthetic hardware in preparation for a cybernetic crisis free future, probably without a banking system. Tracklisting: I’m So Depressed – Abner Jay Six Feet (from my baby) – Zola Jesus Max Ernst – ...
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Tracklisting Part 01: Funkadelic – Maggot Brain Raincoats – Babydog Neonbabies – Blaue Augen Alice Donut – Lisa’s Father The Fall – Just Step Sideways Half Man Half Biscuit – National Shite Day Isaac Hayes – By the Time I Get to Phoenix Julian Cope – Soon to Forget Ya Graham Fellows – Men of Oats and Creosote Missy Elliot – Intro/Go to the Floor Red Simpson – Don’t Fall Asleep at the Wheel Tracklisting Part 02: James Brown – Mind Power Bill Withers – I Can’t Write Left-Handed The Barbarians – Moulty The Slits – Instant Hit Sizzla – What Does it Worth? The Shangri-Las – Give Us Your Blessings Shirley Brown – Woman to Woman Wire – I ...
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Tracklisting: 1. Bob Dylan – Father of Night 2. Butthole Surfers – Sweat Loaf 3. Leadbelly – Gallows Pole 4. The Fuck Buttons – Sweet Love For Planet Earth 5. The Fall – Squid Lord 6. Slayer – Jesus Saves 7. The Tiger Lillies – Banging In The Nails 8. Joy Division – Day Of The Lords 9. The Cure – Cold 10. Willie Nelson – Layin’ My Burdens Down 11. The Residents – The Making Of A Soul 12. Spacemen 3 – Ode To Street Hassle 13. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
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Tracklisting: 1. Foetus – (The Only Good Christian Is A) Dead Christian 2. Earth – Divine & Bright 3. Mississippi Fred McDowell – Jesus Is On Main Line 4. Talking Heads – Thank You For Sending Me An Angel 5. Country Teasers – Thank You God For Making Me An Angel 6. Adam and the Antz – The Day I Met God 7. Ike Yard – Half a God 8. God in Hackney – Several Credible Like an Opera 9. Waylon Jennings – Ain’t No God in Mexico 10. Pere Ubu – Horns are a Dilemma 11. PIL – Hymie’ Him 12. Iron & Wine – Jesus The Mexican Boy 13. Slayer – ...
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On the occasion of the 2010 Men’s World Cup Steeplechase in Wimbledon, South Africa, Junior Aspirin Radio look under the bonnet of audience expectations surrounding notions of receiving Chinese rugs, the possibility of having actually read Pierre Bourdieu, and interrogating performative gesturalities in relation to the idea of being a total fucking A-1 loser. Devised and selected by Dan Fox and Andy Cooke. Presented by Dan Fox. Tracklisting: Champs Fanfare – The Fucking Champs Success – Iggy Pop Victory (Peel Session 29/10/91) – PJ Harvey Champs – Wire The Glittering Prizes – Television Personalities Sporting Life – Young Marble Giants Loss Adjuster (Excerpt, Pt. 1) – Jarvis Cocker It ...

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